This is from a few years ago, but it's making the rounds again for Father's Day. It's a video montage of a "typical dad" saying the opposite of what you'd expect.
He encourages his kids to get tattoos or piercings, tells them to turn UP the music, and wants them to play video games BEFORE doing homework. He also has no dad jokes, is not interested in sports on TV . . . and even admits he got lost while driving.